#LOSING MY GODDMAN MIND

[see-kaye]

HELLO????? ASCLEPIUS???? WHAT THE FUCK

I WAS NOT PREPARED

ASCLEPIUS NATION WE ARE WINNING

[philiponmycracker]

very spot on! Yes indeed my experience was also quite similar I have to say, pretty accurate lol

Green Mile (first movie and was totally traumatised, I was so scared I kinda hated him lmao) -> Galaxy Quest (i like him so so much but wasnt so sure how good he was, i was still very young) -> Charlie's Angles, Welcome To Collinwood (thought gosh he is kinda attractive tho) -> H2G2 (the true omg i rly like Sam Rockwell moment was Zaphod for sure)

Full on talent crush: Richard Jewell (oh look it's sam rockwell my god he is great), Vice (how did he make GWBush sexy tho) -> Moon (the "jfc i love Sam Rockwell amazing, phenomenal actor" moment was Sam Bell)

Full-one unholy obsession/crush had to be the first times i watched early this year Jojo Rabbit (could not sleep for weeks jesus fuckn christ, brought me back to tumblr LOL) then progressively degenerating into madness -> Three Billboards (jusT JASON DIXON OSCAR incredible he is sooooajdheidcnslsk crying and starting to fully hate myself) -> Argylle (superhero Sam need I say more haha help) -> Seven psycopaths (insanity level hitting full level 100 by now because Billy Bickle my psycho slut twink babyyy) -> Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (completely lost my fuckin mind)

Then just spiralling down the rabbit hole, watching and rewatching everything he did good movie bad movie not giving a shit, I cannot be saved I am beyond saving now. The more stuff I watch the more I hate him How is it fair he just keeps on serving n slaying

The three stages of Rockwell obsession...

You see him in a movie, don't know his name but the immediate impression is that he's a great actor and kinda attractive (maybe?) and when you see him again in something else, you're like, 'Oh, it's that guy! I like that guy, he's really good'. For me this was Frost/Nixon.

The full-on talent crush where you notice him in more things and actively begin watching stuff because he's in it but predominantly because he's such a good actor and usually makes good choices so they're worth seeing. You also still can't quite figure out if you find him attractive or not and sometimes you're sure he's not but there's usually definitely 'something about him'. For me this was Iron Man 2 to Three Billboards territory.

You watch something on said basis and suddenly, as if from nowhere... 'Hang on a second, I think I might actually fancy Sam Rockwell???' and then to prove the theory you have to watch about 30 movies within a couple of months (which is when you confirm he's one of the best actors you've ever seen with just extraordinary range and the ability to make you laugh and cry and feel every emotion with him and create a different, singular, full, human in every film, sometimes two *cough* MOON *cough* and also realise that he's been *that hot* for THIRTY FLIPPIN' YEARS), reblog 100s of posts on Tumblr, start theorising about how he plays with vulnerability vs masculinity to add layers of character without going fully arsehole method and spend hours making gifs of him eating. For me this was Blue Iguana.

[unlimitedsupplies]

OKAMI?! OKAMI?!!!!!!!! OKAMI 3?!!!!!! I AM ALIVE OH MY GOD

[grimrester]

recently started playing dragon quest builders 2 on switch and dragon quest iv on my phone. i thought the generally wacky vibe was limited to dragon quest monsters bc its monster-centric but no. i think the franchise might just be like this

early in dq iv, you play as a princess who wants to go exploring but her dad is like "its too dangerous" and orders all the guards to keep her inside. so she just kicks the wall of her bedroom out and fucks off. if you walk back into the castle after this, the king and guards are just like "damn. guess we cant stop u so we give up." later the princess comes across some people pretending to be her and her squad, and they just like. do not give one single fuck. they don't confront phonies or anything and instead rescue the fake princess from being kidnapped

one of the first scenes in dqb2 is you wash up on a deserted island and another stranded person says "hey. wanna see something fucked up lol" and takes you to see some literal corpses. when it turns out one of the people is still alive and flees, he's like "woah looks like shes gone mad i guess. better put her out of her misery"

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

TR AND CHURCHILL FUCKING MET??!?!

BITCH OH MY GOD WHAT?!????????????????????????????

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EXCUSE ME????????????????????????????????????????????????

[qpr-competition]

Introduction: Joan Watson and Sherlock Holmes from Elementary

Quotes from submissions:

«They are canonically in a ridiculously close explicitly non-romantic partnership. They literally spent seven years making me lose my mind everytime they did something together. Key qp nonsense moments: when Sherlock is about to sacrifice himself for Joan at the end of s6 and goes 'we're not partners. We're two people who love each other. We always have been'. The end of s7 where Sherlock comes out of pretending to be dead because Joan has a cancer diagnosis. When he names a bee after her. Basically the whole goddman show»

«They never have any romantic feelings towards each other (often rolling their eyes at the notion) and instead repeatedly affirm how important they are to each other as partners and friends, frequently referring to it as the most important relationship in their lives. Sherlock has been shown to be generally uninterested in romance from the beginning but around season 3 Joan starts to feel she may also be aromantic despite her various forays into romance in the past. They self-describe as partners even at times when they aren't working together, are co-godparents and almost full co-parents (before the plot intervenes). They repeatedly refuse to be separated and continually return to each other, usually to living together, when they are. The final line of the show is, "So long as we're together, what does it matter?" because it is the most central dynamic to the show and their lives, and it is romance-free babey!!!»

[lilflowerpot]

losing my goddman MIND over the new TotK trailer like!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE ARE REDEAD BITCHES WE’RE GETTING REDEAD BACK I’M SO HYPED

[katiefratie]

"I see you Nimona, and your not alone" IM LOSING MY GODDMAN MIND

[joelslegalwhre]

"You: Wanna suck his dick til the skin falls OFF" FML SHE IS SO REAL FOR THAT LMAO PRINCESA I AM DEAD HEAVEN I am fucking losing it IN THE BEST WAY

“I lose my goddman mind when I’m near you” and “and knowing you’ve been thinking about me too has me hard as a fucking rock” JAGAKABDJDIEVWJIWHWA YES YES YES AND A FUCKING VOICE NOTE?!?! Thoughtful Frankie and a second later TALKING ABOUT THE PURPOSE OF HIS BEAUTIFUL NOSE? YOU WANT TO SEE ME DEAD?

I almost chocked on my fries when she called him Francisco HELLO YEAH “knowing he had to slip away from the guy’s night to relieve himself - couldn’t even wait til he got home” SCREAMING IN I LOVE THIS

His Intstagram? Perfectionnnn

SYDDDD BABE THIS IS FUCKING FANTASTIC OMFG😩❤️‍🔥

nut vid with the sound on

frankie "catfish" morales x f!reader

You accidently send Frankie a text that he wasn't supposed to see.

~1.5k words

tags: EXPLICIT, accidently sending a screenshot meant for someone else, reader is feral (she just like me), sexting, mention of light choking, virtual mutual masturbation (m & f!), flirting, Frankie is a consent king!, dirtyyyy talk, voice notes, nudes, nut vid with the sound on, they're so horny for each other

this is my first Frankie fic and I've been thoroughly enjoying myself in the Catfish Pond ;) I hope y'all like the text format, I had fun writing it like this. special shoutout to my babe @almostempty !!! she matches my freak, feeds my delusions & sparks my horny thots. thank you for cheering me on and helping with the dialogue I love you LOTS <3333

consulted this page for spanish used :)

translations:

princesa - princess

tócame - touch me

que cosa/cosita mas linda - what a pretty/pretty little thing

mierda - shit

ay dios - oh god

hazme el amor - make love to me

banners by: @cafekitsune <3

smut below the cut, y'all know the drill!

Frankie: You coming tomorrow? 

You: Yes, of course :) 

Frankie: Good. 

Bestie: bitch if you don’t make a move on fish

Bestie: It’s been months!!! Find out why they call him Catfish ;) 

You: STOPPPP 

You: you’re right tho I am dying to know

You: Wanna suck his dick til the skin falls OFF 

You caption the screenshot of Frankie’s latest Instagram post and text it to your bestie who will appreciate your level of freakiness. 

You continue your scrolling. 

*ding* 

Frankie: I don't think this message was meant for me, princesa.  

Opening his text, you realize to your horror that you sent your thirsty thoughts TO Frankie. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuuuuuck!

You: shit, I’m SO so so incredibly sorry! Totally inappropriate and not cool. I definitely meant to send that to someone else. Totally exiling myself from the group. 

Frankie: You meant to tell someone else that you wanna suck my dick til the skin falls off? 

You: It wasn’t for you. Please forget you saw it. Please Frankie :( 

Frankie: hell of a thing to send to someone. how am I supposed to forget the idea now?

You: Pretend. It was a mistake. 

Frankie: a mistake? as in, you didn’t mean it? 

You: Can we drop it? 

Frankie: seemed pretty specific for a mistake. you got freaky with it

You: It doesn’t matter. It was stupid. Please let it go 

Frankie: I don’t think I can, princesa

Frankie: not after imagining it 

Frankie: You sent a whole screenshot, with a colorful caption attached. That's intentional.

If you weren’t so humiliated, you’d be giggling and kicking your feet in the air that he is calling you princess, but you can only assume he is being patronizing. 

You: This is so fucking embarrassing. 

Frankie: Not too embarrassed to keep texting though…

You: Frankie don’t 

Frankie: You really think about me like that? 

You: I think you already know the answer to that

Frankie: I do, but I wanted to hear it from you. This time directly to me

Frankie: I think about you 

Frankie: All the time

You: Frankie, please. 

You: I already feel terrible 

Frankie: Never thought you’d see me like that. Now you’re telling me you’ve been thinking about my cock? and you want me to drop it? 

You: Please don’t fuck with me. I’m already mortified beyond belief like I can’t show my face around here anymore!! I’m sorry I sent it okay? 

You: I’ll skip the kickback if it's going to be too weird now. 

Frankie: Wouldn’t be the same without you there. I’d never tell you not to come. 

Frankie: If you really want me to drop it, I will. just say the word 

Frankie: but you should know

Frankie: I think you’re gorgeous, hilarious, too fucking smart to be hanging out with us  

Frankie: I lose my mind goddamn mind when I’m near you 

Frankie: and knowing you’ve been thinking about me too has me hard as a fucking rock 

You: Do you really mean that? 

Frankie: Yes I do, baby. You have no idea what you do to me 

You: Yeah? I might need some enlightenment. 

There’s a pause. You brace for impact; that he is really pulling your leg and he and the guys are doubled over laughing at your expense. 

Frankie: Might be better if you hear it straight from the Fish’s mouth

Frankie: Get it? Like horse’s mouth but it’s a fish instead 

You: I hate to admit I did one of those huff exhales that you do when something is amusing but not quite funny enough to warrant a full laugh

Frankie: At least you smiled. That’s good enough for me

Frankie: Sending a voice note, is that okay? 

You: Of course

Then the notification for a voice memo appears. Your fingers hover over the screen before you press play and Frankie’s low, gravelly voice spills into your ears. 

“Bebita, you have no fucking idea how long I’ve wanted this. I’ve been yours since I first laid eyes on you…You’ve got me sitting here in my truck, trying to keep my shit together, but all I can think about is you on your knees for me. Told the guys I had to take a call… they’d give me shit right now if they knew… they’ve been ribbing me for months to ask you out but I was too chicken shit… way too pretty for me… definitely funnier and smarter than me, but you should know I’m not intimidated by that it's fucking hot… Fuck you’d look so good for me. I’d slide my cock into your mouth so slow, watch your lips stretch around me. You have the prettiest eyes and lips, you’d be heaven down on your knees for me…Shit, I’d lose my mind watching you take it. You’d look so pretty with your mouth full of me, baby. So fucking pretty.” 

Frankie: Are you touching yourself? Tell me, pretty girl 

You: And if I was?

Frankie: Good girl 

Frankie: What are you thinking? How do you feel?

You: So so good, Frankie

You: Thinking about your big strong hands all over me has me drooling baby

Another voice memo appears. When you press play, there’s a groan—a low, throaty sound that makes your entire body shiver. 

“You been thinking about my hands, princesa? Want me to hold those pretty tits with my hands, hmmm? Play with your nipples, massage them…maybe you’d like one of my hands gently pressing into the sides of your throat… if you’re into it of course!” 

Frankie’s urgency to make sure you’re into that sort of thing makes you smile. The caring, thoughtful Frankie that you know. 

“I am so hard for you– ay dios!…Thinking about you sitting on my face, trapped underneath your gorgeous thighs… make you come all over my face. Need you to make a mess on me… rub your pretty little clit on my nose, that’s why I have this big nose… so you can use it fuuuuuuuck…”

His voice grows rougher, more ragged. You can hear the slick, clapping sounds and his breathing. Heavy and uneven. 

“Mierda, I’m so fucking close, wish you were here baby–unghhhhh… wanna feel you around me, your pussy squeezin’ my cock… make you come ‘til you’re begging me to stop… do whatever you ask me to…”

You: Show me. I want to see Frankie, please 

Frankie: Wanna hear you say it in your pretty voice 

Frankie: Let me hear you beg all sweet like for me and I’ll show you what you do to me 

You: “Frankie ohhhhh baby I need you so bad… tócame, Frankie, por favor…Always think about climbing in your lap, running my hands through those— ahhhhhh!— curls, wanna feel how deep you get when I ride you… wanna feel you in my goddamn throat — fuck, can you hear how wet I am? I’m making such a mess oh my godddddd… never been this fucking wet baby…”

Frankie: babygirl you’re gonna be the death of me

Frankie: love your voice and the pretty sounds your pussy is making for me 

You: can I send a video? 

Frankie: no pressure. only if you’re comfortable with it 😘

You: that’s not what I asked, Francisco

Frankie: I know you mean business when you use my government name 

Frankie: yeah baby i wanna see whatever you wanna show me 

You: Attachment: 1 Video 

“Hazme el amor, Frankie…” 

Your legs are spread open, your core on display for the camera. He smiles thinking you probably had to find something to prop your phone on. You’ve got two fingers teasing in and out of your glistening pussy.

Frankie: que cosa cosita más linda 

Frankie: You have the prettiest, messiest little pussy baby. Thank you for showing me. I can’t wait to taste her

Frankie: As promised, you want something in return for being such a good girl for me? 

You: yes please 😇

Frankie: sound up 😘

Attachment: 1 Video 

“Fuuuuuuck babygirl… see what you do to me… need to be close to you, need to feel you… make you feel good like you deserve… this is all for you, I am all for you baby…”

Frankie has his cock pulled out of his unzipped jeans, still in his truck, pumping himself. You admire the size and girth of him, so thick and gorgeous. You know the sting and stretch of him entering you for the first time will be delicious. It’s so hot knowing he had to slip away from the guy's night to relieve himself—couldn’t even wait til he got home. 

“Been dreaming of you for months, always imagine you when I’m touching myself, you’re in all my thoughts baby… mierda I’m gonna come, fuck baby—unghhhhhh— gonna come so hard for you — ohhhhhhhh fuck…” 

Thick ropes of cum drip down his hand, where he’s slowly riding out his high, breath heaving in exhaustion. 

You: I think I just blacked out 

You: I came so hard watching you fuck

Frankie: Such a good girl, baby. You did so good making yourself come 

Frankie: Drink some water 😘

You: Thank you Frankie :) 🩷

You: chugging some water as we speak🫡 

Frankie: that’s my girl 

Frankie: get some sleep, I’ll be seeing you tomorrow 😘😘

BONUS: frankie's insta

tagging babes who might enjoy: @katiexpunk @evolnoomym @studioghibelli @joelmillerisapunk @joelslegalwhre @sanarsi @tightjeansjavi @milly-louise <3333

@pedrostories

[greeneminems]

Currently losing my goddman mind over this frickin fish.

Who hurt you!

[youhavediedofdysentery]

Why the 👂ad?

I'm losing my goddman mind

[workwithmeman]

aether’s makes me lose my goddman mind

I'd say this describes it pretty well

[simp-lydreaming]

I drew this terrible reaction pic for a meme, and now can’t stop laughing.

SBI is not canon denialists: TECHNO IS PHIL’S SON

Technoblade and Phil:

[oceanmoss]

watch me obsess over this pumpkin-to-be

[dyketectivecomics]

no actually im NOT done bc i almost legit sobbed abt how much all these women love each other and we need t see MORE of that in comics!!! i want to see more of that for my gals!

i want tosee how Cass’ mentorship with babs intersects with her training with dinah and how that informs her relationship with shiva and all the interpersonal relaitinonships btwn!! 

i want to see how stephs death & ressurrection affects how charlie approaches vigilatism since babs used that as an initial excuse to keep her away from the whole thing! i wnat to see them interact from that fallout!!!

i want to see more of these fictional ladies uplifting one another and having positive relationshops and godammit im in TEARS again just thinking abt how much dinah and babs clearly LOVED and CARED for one anpther over their stories and how helena and renee had such CHEMISTRY and just how all these women are so powerful and wonderful and just!!!

im way too emotional tonight abt all these women and abt how much i love my friends and how i see so many of my friends in them too and when i break into dc i AM going to be carrying that w/ me yall. its what theyve all MORE than earned. im just a glass cas of emotion rn abt all of ti im sorry

[corporatestooge]

scribbly sad vaughn in an attempt to remember how to draw